"At Least You Don't Have Ugly Children" - Hilarious Mother’s Day Wine Gift
"At Least You Don’t Have Ugly Children": The Ultimate Backhanded Compliment in a Bottle
This Mother’s Day, give her what she really wants—validation. The “At Least You Don’t Have Ugly Children” Wine Gift is the perfect blend of brutal honesty, wit, and smooth sipping. Choose between a 750ml bottle of Pinot Noir or Pinot Grigio, each wrapped in a professionally printed label that’s guaranteed to earn a double take... and a double pour.
Tasting Notes:
- Pinot Noir: Light-bodied, smooth, and fruit-forward with notes of cherry, strawberry, and a whisper of spice. An elegant red that’s perfect for the mom with a sharp sense of humor.
- Pinot Grigio: Crisp, refreshing, and citrusy with hints of green apple and pear. The ideal white for sunshine, sarcasm, and celebrations.
This gift says what we’re all thinking—with style. Whether she drinks it right away or puts it on display, this bottle will get laughs, love, and probably a story at brunch.
What’s Included:
- 1x 750ml Bottle – Choose Pinot Noir or Pinot Grigio
- Custom Mother’s Day Printed Label: “At Least You Don’t Have Ugly Children”
A little savage, a lot sweet—just like the woman who raised you.
This isn't just a bottle of wine—it's a comedy set disguised as a thoughtful Mother’s Day gift. With a professionally printed label and two crowd-pleasing varietals to choose from, it hits the mark for wine-loving moms who like their gifts with a splash of humor.
Pair the Pinot Noir with grilled salmon, charcuterie, or roasted veggies. The Pinot Grigio complements lighter fare like salads, shrimp, or laughing until you cry.
What’s Included:
- 1x 750ml Bottle – Your choice of Pinot Noir or Pinot Grigio
- Mother’s Day Custom Printed Label with Hilarious Message
*Glassware and accessories shown not included. Optional gift message can be submitted at checkout.
Fun Fact: This label has been responsible for uncontrollable giggles and spontaneous hugs. Results may vary.
If this product does not have an option for engraving and you would like it personalized please email us at engraving@spiritedgifts.com for availability and a quote. Engraving takes an additional 3-5 Business Days plus shipping time for delivery. If you upgraded your order for faster shipping, the upgrade will apply to the time it takes to get your gift to your recipient AFTER the engraving process. We do our best to get orders out as quickly as possible.
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