Thanks For Not Selling Me To The Circus - Funny Mother’s Day Wine Gift
"Thanks For Not Selling Me To The Circus" Wine Gift: The Ultimate Mom Appreciation Bottle
Let’s face it—Mom put up with a lot. So this Mother’s Day, show your gratitude with a bottle of wine that says what you’ve always known: she could’ve sold you to the circus, but she didn’t. Choose between a silky Pinot Noir or a bright Pinot Grigio, each dressed in a professionally printed label that blends humor, love, and just a dash of emotional damage.
Tasting Notes:
- Pinot Noir: Smooth and fruit-forward with notes of cherry, raspberry, and subtle spice. A light-bodied red that’s easy to sip and hard to forget.
- Pinot Grigio: Crisp and citrusy with hints of green apple and pear. Refreshing and chill—just like the mom who never ran away (with or without the bearded lady).
This bottle is equal parts funny and thoughtful—perfect for moms with a sense of humor and great taste in wine. Personalize it even more with a handwritten card or pair it with matching circus-themed glassware.
What’s Included:
- 1x 750ml Bottle – Choose Pinot Noir or Pinot Grigio
- Custom Mother’s Day Printed Label: “Thanks For Not Selling Me To The Circus”
A gift that guarantees laughs and a well-earned sip—because she kept you, and you turned out pretty great.
Celebrate Mom’s patience, grace, and unshakable sense of humor with a wine bottle that hits all the right notes. This custom-labeled gift is both memorable and drinkable—exactly what Mother’s Day calls for.
The Pinot Noir pairs well with roast chicken, mushroom risotto, or watching home videos of your toddler meltdowns. The Pinot Grigio shines with seafood, salads, or a bubble bath she definitely deserves.
What’s Included:
- 1x 750ml Bottle – Your choice of Pinot Noir or Pinot Grigio
- Witty Custom Label Designed for Mother’s Day
*Glassware and accessories shown in photos are not included.
Fun Fact: This label has been known to make moms laugh so hard they don’t even open the bottle—until later.
If this product does not have an option for engraving and you would like it personalized please email us at engraving@spiritedgifts.com for availability and a quote. Engraving takes an additional 3-5 Business Days plus shipping time for delivery. If you upgraded your order for faster shipping, the upgrade will apply to the time it takes to get your gift to your recipient AFTER the engraving process. We do our best to get orders out as quickly as possible.
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