Don't F Up The Table Cork Coasters Set of 4

$20.00
In stock

Add some humor to your home with our hilarious, laser engraved, cork coaster set!

Crafted from high-quality cork, each of these Cork Coasters is designed to fit any sized glass or bottle and comes printed with the four sayings pictured above: "Don't Fuck Up My Table," "Use a Fucking Coaster," "I Enjoy Being Used," and "I Want To Be Sweated On". This is the perfect surprise gift for anyone who enjoys a nice drink from time to time.

Help keep your friend’s tabletops in pristine condition by sending them this set of 4 Don't F Up The Table Cork Coasters as a simple gift that is as useful as they are amusing.

This set of coasters would make wonderful gifts for the funniest people in your life. It is a great gift for any occasion, including weddings/showers, birthdays, anniversaries, Christmas, housewarming, Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day, and so much more!

So if you’re looking for a great standalone gift or want to round out a lavish housewarming package, consider getting this Set of 4 Don't F Up The Table Cork Coasters and let your recipient party without worrying about their furniture ever again.

This Don't F Up The Table Cork Coasters Set of 4:

  • Each set is made to order.
  • Set of 4 Coasters with unique sayings
  • Our coasters are laser engraved and permanent.
  • Coasters are shipped in secure packaging.

The coasters measure 4" x 4", and are approximately 0.125" thick.

If this product does not have an option for engraving and you would like it personalized please email us at engraving@spiritedgifts.com for availability and a quote. Engraving takes an additional 3-5 Business Days plus shipping time for delivery. If you upgraded your order for faster shipping, the upgrade will apply to the time it takes to get your gift to your recipient AFTER the engraving process. We do our best to get orders out as quickly as possible.

We are unable to ship alcohol to the following states: AK, AL, AR, DE, IA, HI, KY, MD, ME, MS, ND, NH, OK, OR, RI, SD, TN, TX, UT, VA, WV. If you would like to ship something to Alaska or Hawaii please email us at info@spiritedgifts.com for shipping rates.

We suggest shipping to a business address as someone 21 years of age or older must be present to sign for alcohol deliveries. 


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