Hirsch 'Hey Griswold Where Do You Think You're Gonna Put A Tree That Big?' Single Barrel Double Oak Bourbon Whiskey
Hey Griswold, Where Do You Think You're Gonna Put A Tree That Big?' - The Barrel That Raised Some Eyebrows
Picture this: It's a frosty winter's evening, the kind that makes you want to bundle up by the fire with something rich and hearty to take the chill off. I'm talking about a bourbon, of course. Not just any bourbon, but the Hirsch 'Hey Griswold Where Do You Think You're Gonna Put A Tree That Big?' Single Barrel Double Oak Bourbon Whiskey.
I can see it now. You walk into your favorite whiskey joint, and what do you see? A gigantic, hulking barrel that's so enormous it practically dares you to ask, "Hey, where do you think you're gonna put a barrel that big?" And that's just the start of the fun.
This isn't your average, run-of-the-mill bourbon. This is a single barrel, double oak bourbon whiskey that's as bold and audacious as its name suggests. The humor, the audacity, the sheer chutzpah of its namesake scene from that iconic movie, it's all infused into the very essence of this whiskey.
Remember how Clark Griswold didn't let a little thing like practicality stand in the way of his vision for a perfect family Christmas? Remember the hilarity that ensued when he attempted to stuff an impossibly large Christmas tree into his living room?
Remember the joy and laughter that movie brought us? That's the kind of spirit - pun intended - that the Hirsch 'Hey Griswold Where Do You Think You're Gonna Put A Tree That Big?' Single Barrel Double Oak Bourbon Whiskey embodies.
Just like Griswold's tree, this bourbon is big. Big flavor that is. It's a bourbon with character, complexity and a dash of daring. And it's the perfect gift for the bourbon drinker who appreciates a bit of humor with their holiday cheer.
So, to answer the question, where do you put a barrel that big? Well, you put it right in the center of your holiday celebration, of course. And then you pour yourself a glass, raise it high, and toast to the bold, the brave, and the slightly ridiculous. Because life's too short for ordinary bourbon.
Here's to the extraordinary Hirsch 'Hey Griswold Where Do You Think You're Gonna Put A Tree That Big?' Single Barrel Double Oak Bourbon Whiskey.
It really is something special.
Fun Facts about the Hirsch 'National Lampoon Edition' Single Barrel:
A Spirit Kissed by Griswold
Every bottle we produce gets a smooch from the spirit of ol' Clark Griswold himself. Yes, you heard it right. In a process that melds whimsy with distilling science, each bottle carries a sprinkle of holiday enchantment. After all, what's a little bourbon without some magic?
Meet Sippy, the Nut Quality Controller
Now, what makes our bourbon... well, nuts? That would be our beloved distillery squirrel, Sippy. No, Sippy isn't part of the recipe, but ensures every batch has that nutty note of perfection. Every drop that leaves our distillery has been approved by Sippy's discerning palate and sense of fun.
A Year-Round Santa
For us, the holiday cheer isn't limited to December. Our Master Distiller embodies the Yuletide spirit all year round, donning his Santa hat as he delights in crafting the perfect bourbon. With every bottle filled, a little more Christmas cheer is sealed in, ready to be uncorked by you.
Christmas Carol-Aged
And yes, we serenade our bourbon. From Silent Night to Jingle Bell Rock, our barrels are constantly bathed in the sound of Christmas carols. The melodious and ceaseless serenading gives our bourbon that smooth, melodious perfection that you can taste in every sip.
Your Bourbon Problem, Solved
Choosing the right bourbon can be a daunting task, especially when it's meant as a gift. But with our 'Hey Griswold, Where Do You Think You're Gonna Put A Tree That Big?' Single Barrel Double Oak Bourbon Whiskey, you'll not only be gifting a bottle of fine, handcrafted bourbon but also delivering joy, humor, and a unique tale that will make your gift unforgettable.
So, to all bourbon lovers and gifters looking for that perfect, unique present, remember, we've bottled up humor, holiday cheer, and top-notch bourbon into one tantalizing package.
This isn't just a bourbon, this is the spirit of the holidays, distilled.
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